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Your perfect 8-day Eje Cafetero itinerary — with real prices (2026)

Your perfect 8-day Eje Cafetero itinerary — with real prices (2026)

The Colombian coffee region looked nothing like I expected. I pictured rolling hills and a good cup of coffee. What I got was a 1.5-hour dirt road into the mountains, a gondola swinging over a 2,000-meter valley, 2 wild condors, and a sushi restaurant in a mountain town that had absolutely no business being that good. Eight days. Four hotels. Every price — in pesos and USD — because vague travel blogs are useless.

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Destination wedding cost: Argentina palace rave (2026)

Destination wedding cost: Argentina palace rave (2026)

Planning a luxury event abroad usually comes with a massive price tag, but the destination wedding cost in Buenos Aires might be the best-kept secret in the wedding industry.When my brother got engaged to a Venezuelan I was sad because I thought that meant they would have to have an American wedding (since you can't really travel to Venezuela right now). NOPE.My brother-in-law moved to Argentina...

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24 best hotels in Colombia: Cartagena, Medellín, + more (2026)

24 best hotels in Colombia: Cartagena, Medellín, + more (2026)

Colombia has become one of the most exciting destinations for boutique hotels, eco-lodges, and luxury stays in the world – and finding the besthotels in Colombia has never been more exciting. Tourism has surged over 200% in the last decade, and with that boom has largely come from design-led boutique hotels, jungle lodges, luxury haciendas, and high-rise stunners that make you want to extend...

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The 33 best things to do in Colombia (2026)

The 33 best things to do in Colombia (2026)

"In Colombia, the only risk is that you'll want to stay." It's true, I've experienced this firsthand, when I went to Colombia on what was supposed to be a 4-week trip and I stayed 3 years. There are manyreasons that things turned out the way they did, but one of them is that there are just so many things to do in this country! Colombia has literally everything, in all environments from Caribbean...

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The 27 Best Hotels in Medellín, Colombia (2026)

The 27 Best Hotels in Medellín, Colombia (2026)

Medellín, once famous for its notoriously violent history, has transformed into one of South America's most exciting urban destinations. This city is nestled in the Aburrá Valley and surrounded by lush mountains. A river runs through El Poblado when it rains, and the city pulses with innovation, creativity, and warmth year-round. Beyond this striking mountain backdrop and creative neighborhoods,...

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9 Cartagena, Colombia hotels that are better than all-inclusive resorts (2025)

9 Cartagena, Colombia hotels that are better than all-inclusive resorts (2025)

If you came across this searching for all-inclusive resorts, then you might need a change in your life, in which case you've come to the right place. All-inclusive resorts are trash. They're optimized for profit at the expense of quality. They're for people who don't want to learn about the country they're visiting, try anything new, or do anything out of their daily routine-enabled comfort zone...

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What is Colombia known for? (2025)

What is Colombia known for? (2025)

The only risk with Colombia is wanting to stay. That tagline is catchy, but not 100% true. Colombia definitely wins when it comes to biodiversity, sexy ladies shaking it to raggaeton music, and serving up the world's best empanadas (sorry Venezuela...). But when I polled my Colombian TikTok account asking what Colombia is known for I got the following responses: Coffee, drugs, cocaine, coca,...

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3 Days in Buenos Aires: Your perfect weekend itinerary (2025)

3 Days in Buenos Aires: Your perfect weekend itinerary (2025)

Taking a quick jaunt to Buenos Aires? This curated BA itinerary (you can call it that if you feel too white when you pronounce the actual name) covers the very best of Argentina's capital–European-inspired architecture, world-class steak, tango, street art, and late-night rendezvous. This guide breaks down exactly what to do, see, and eat during your stay - to make the most of 72 hours in The...

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