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Your perfect 8-day Eje Cafetero itinerary — with real prices (2026)

Your perfect 8-day Eje Cafetero itinerary — with real prices (2026)

The Colombian coffee region looked nothing like I expected. I pictured rolling hills and a good cup of coffee. What I got was a 1.5-hour dirt road into the mountains, a gondola swinging over a 2,000-meter valley, 2 wild condors, and a sushi restaurant in a mountain town that had absolutely no business being that good. Eight days. Four hotels. Every price — in pesos and USD — because vague travel blogs are useless.

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24 best hotels in Colombia: Cartagena, Medellín, + more (2026)

24 best hotels in Colombia: Cartagena, Medellín, + more (2026)

Colombia has become one of the most exciting destinations for boutique hotels, eco-lodges, and luxury stays in the world – and finding the besthotels in Colombia has never been more exciting. Tourism has surged over 200% in the last decade, and with that boom has largely come from design-led boutique hotels, jungle lodges, luxury haciendas, and high-rise stunners that make you want to extend...

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The 33 best things to do in Colombia (2026)

The 33 best things to do in Colombia (2026)

"In Colombia, the only risk is that you'll want to stay." It's true, I've experienced this firsthand, when I went to Colombia on what was supposed to be a 4-week trip and I stayed 3 years. There are manyreasons that things turned out the way they did, but one of them is that there are just so many things to do in this country! Colombia has literally everything, in all environments from Caribbean...

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The 27 Best Hotels in Medellín, Colombia (2026)

The 27 Best Hotels in Medellín, Colombia (2026)

Medellín, once famous for its notoriously violent history, has transformed into one of South America's most exciting urban destinations. This city is nestled in the Aburrá Valley and surrounded by lush mountains. A river runs through El Poblado when it rains, and the city pulses with innovation, creativity, and warmth year-round. Beyond this striking mountain backdrop and creative neighborhoods,...

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9 Cartagena, Colombia hotels that are better than all-inclusive resorts (2025)

9 Cartagena, Colombia hotels that are better than all-inclusive resorts (2025)

If you came across this searching for all-inclusive resorts, then you might need a change in your life, in which case you've come to the right place. All-inclusive resorts are trash. They're optimized for profit at the expense of quality. They're for people who don't want to learn about the country they're visiting, try anything new, or do anything out of their daily routine-enabled comfort zone...

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What is Colombia known for? (2025)

What is Colombia known for? (2025)

The only risk with Colombia is wanting to stay. That tagline is catchy, but not 100% true. Colombia definitely wins when it comes to biodiversity, sexy ladies shaking it to raggaeton music, and serving up the world's best empanadas (sorry Venezuela...). But when I polled my Colombian TikTok account asking what Colombia is known for I got the following responses: Coffee, drugs, cocaine, coca,...

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How Much are Yacht Rentals in Cartagena, Colombia (2025)

How Much are Yacht Rentals in Cartagena, Colombia (2025)

This blog post is in response to this question that I got on my This is How Much a Destination Wedding Costs in Cartagena, Colombiablog: "Hello! I saw your blog about your awesome and very beautiful destination wedding in Cartagena! My fiancé and I are doing the same thing, yay! I was wondering if I could ask you a question regarding the yacht day. I'm struggling finding a boat for the amount of...

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