The Haute Bøhemian

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Welcome to The Haute Bøhemian Travel Guide!

Welcome to The Haute Bøhemian Travel Guide!

Although I’m just beginning this blog in 2022, I lived out of a backpack in 55 countries for 10 years and have a lot of travel intel to share. I called Medellín, Colombia home for 3 years and am currently posted up in San...

15 Best restaurants in Medellín (2025)

15 Best restaurants in Medellín (2025)

I’ve never eaten as well on a daily basis as I did when I lived in Medellín. Pulpo was a 3x weekly dinner, and no restaurant was off limits due to price, as very much is not the case for me in the States. Two of the best restaurants in Medellín - which would be...

Is Colombia safe in 2025? and what is the safest city?

Is Colombia safe in 2025? and what is the safest city?

I got my husband's identity stolen in Colombia last year, just 5 days after our wedding. His phone fell out of his pocket as we mad dashed in and out of a 3-block cab ride to escape the sudden onset of a jungle rain monsoon. The next day the driver called and said he...

A Complete Guide to Your Next New Orleans Trip

A Complete Guide to Your Next New Orleans Trip

New Orleans is the favorite American city of anyone who has been there. Its culture and food are rich, there is music on every corner, and the people are an incredible mixture of resilient and welcoming. For better or for worse - from the moment you touch down in the...

San Francisco’s Most Epic Foodie Bike Ride (2025)

San Francisco’s Most Epic Foodie Bike Ride (2025)

San Francisco is basically an endless hit list of awesome touristy things to do. Like any city, the list is based on food, drink, and culture. But one thing that makes us stand out from most cities is our weather. I know you’ve heard that Mark Twain said that the...

13 reasons you need to take a trip to California in 2025

13 reasons you need to take a trip to California in 2025

Dreaming of your next getaway? California is the ultimate destination for travelers craving stunning landscapes, world-class cuisine, and unforgettable adventures.  Whether you’re sipping wine in Napa, chasing sunsets along Highway 1, or soaking up the vibrant energy...

Your Ultimate Thailand Travel Guide (2025) | part 1

Your Ultimate Thailand Travel Guide (2025) | part 1

  So you're going to the Land of Smiles! The jewel in Southeast Asia, where street food is Michelin-star worthy, the people are legitimately always happy, everywhere you go is on the beach, and your money takes you a lot further than it does at home.           On a...

Your ultimate 3-week Thailand itinerary (2025) $5k | part 2- Bangkok

Your ultimate 3-week Thailand itinerary (2025) $5k | part 2- Bangkok

Welcome to the Land of Smiles! The jewel in Southeast Asia, where street food is Michelin-star worthy, the people are legitimately always happy, everywhere you go is on the beach, and your money takes you a lot further than it does at home.    It’s not uncommon for...

Where Do Those Oktoberfest Outfits Come From?

Where Do Those Oktoberfest Outfits Come From?

This fashion statement worn by busty party-goes is actually a frock for country bumpkins. You’ve seen them in Charlie’s Angels, Heidi, Saint Pauli Girl, the Sound of Music, and your friends’ Oktoberfest IG stories. The dress worn at beer festivals all over the world...

The Oldest Restaurants in San Francisco Restaurants (2025)

The Oldest Restaurants in San Francisco Restaurants (2025)

San Francisco's Oldest Restaurants According to restaurant tech platform, Toast, there are 4,415 restaurants in San Francisco. Many are superlative in one way or another - best oysters, most famous drag show, best view of the Golden Gate Bridge...  But in uncertain...

21 Cool Things to do in Medellín, Colombia in 2025

21 Cool Things to do in Medellín, Colombia in 2025

I did a solo trip to Medellín planning to stay for 1 week. That’s how much time I thought I would need to execute the standard recommended tourist activities and visit the best places list. I ended up staying for 3 years and I go back all the time - still with...

Your 10-day 2025 Italy Itinerary: Rome, Florence, and Cinque Terre

Your 10-day 2025 Italy Itinerary: Rome, Florence, and Cinque Terre

Italian Quickie   /'ĭt′l-ē,ˈkwikē/ INFORMAL noun   1. a short-term romantic relationship with an Italian man or woman, taking place in the hometown of said person 2. a quick trip to Italy, lasting 10 days or less   Let's talk about #2.   No matter how much we overrun...

9 Foods to eat in Colombia – Street Food Edition

9 Foods to eat in Colombia – Street Food Edition

Colombia has some of the most beautiful and unique dining experiences of anywhere I've been. I highly suggest any foodie make it a point to go there, and if you do here's your hit list for fine dining in Cartagena - other cities coming soon. If you're looking for a...

9 Best unique foodie experiences San Francisco Bay Area in 2025

9 Best unique foodie experiences San Francisco Bay Area in 2025

People in San Francisco take food very seriously. Eating here is more of a ceremony than a pastime and we don’t go out just to eat. We go out to live a foodie lifestyle. We want events catered around catering. We want to use all 6 senses to get to know where our food...

Your Guide to the Perfect 10-day Colombia Trip (2025)

Your Guide to the Perfect 10-day Colombia Trip (2025)

It's your first time going to Colombia and you only have 10 days. Perfect.   Here's your itinerary:   4 nights in Medellín (Friday - Tuesday) 3 nights in Tayrona (Tuesday - Friday) 2 nights in Cartagena (Friday - Sunday) Medellín Medellín has an obvious reputation for...

How Much are Yacht Rentals in Cartagena, Colombia (2025)

How Much are Yacht Rentals in Cartagena, Colombia (2025)

This blog post is in response to this question that I got on my This is How Much a Destination Wedding Costs in Cartagena, Colombia blog:   "Hello! I saw your blog about your awesome and very beautiful destination wedding in Cartagena! My fiancé and I are doing the...

13 Best Souvenirs and Gifts to Buy in Colombia (2025)

13 Best Souvenirs and Gifts to Buy in Colombia (2025)

Colombia is a recent phenomenon in the travel community - drawing pilgrims in hordes, due to its beautiful landscape, warm yet modern culture, and of course - affordable prices. While the first thing we tend to do in a country whose purchasing power pales in...

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